Friday, June 29, 2012

60-year-old woman lands in jail "bet you'll laugh"


Barbara Hall, A sixty-year-old woman of Port St. Lucie Florida was charged with simple assault after hitting her 45-year-old boyfriend on the head with a bottle of olive oil after a dispute about another woman named "Pam"


Turns out that they were using olive oil as a sexual lubricant . But when the boyfriend was asked if he brought "Pam" too (referring to the low-fat nonstick cooking spray) apparently he thought that she was talking about another pan which she had sexual relations with on her boat during their separation after they previously broke up Ms. Hall hit the gentleman with her drink and a flashlight before she started striking him until he could restrain her until police arrived. The officer responded the May 30 disturbance reported that the woman's boyfriend had red marks on his arms, chest also had a small amount of lubricant on the side of his face. even though the man did not pursue to press charges. The woman was still detained and booked for the night, charged with simple battery after the boyfriend gave his police report he refused to help officers anymore and simply walked home. (Ouch The walk of shame with lubricant on the side of your face)

Most people tend to take the term "Cougars" lightly and just focus on the sex, but the reference to a wild animal is no coincidence they will still go cougar on your face and body. personally this guy, sounds like an escort. Considering that she's 60 he's 45. It kind of makes you feel bad for the guy because he has to put up with a crazy bitch. 


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